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Alternatively, write what you want to say on a piece of papyrus paper, using a quill made from a freshly plucked parrot feather, then light a fire and burn the quill. Once the quill has burned, douse the flames. Now you want to get your piece of papyrus paper and tear it into tiny pieces. Take those pieces and put them under your pillow with a human tooth. In the night the tooth fairy will visit you and take your letter along with your remaining teeth (yes, the ones in your mouth) and deliver the letter to us.